31/08/2k+4
1st of all, I would like to say a big
THANK YOU
to all the teachers in my life. You teached me the meaning of "Life".

With a special gift for learning
And with a heart that deeply cares,
You add a lot of love
To everything you share,
And even though
You mean a lot,
You’ll never know how much,
For you helped
To change the world
Through every life you touched.
You sparked the creativity
In the students whom you taught,
And helped them strive for goals
That could not be bought,
You are such a special teacher
That no words can truly tell
How ever much you're valued
For the work you do so well.

Its now 22:45. I am e-x-h-a-u-s-t-e-d. Yep.. It's a very fun and tiring dae.. Hahax...
I went for Mass in the morning... werent in the mass duty at 1st but SOMEHOW i was doing it.. hahax... didnt wan 2 do the ACE workout.. =P
The teachers dae performance was so farnie... Yes.. the teachers' peformance was SO FUNNY... I luff until my face muscles got stiff.... Eh.. did u realise, Mrs. Teresa Lim's hair DID look like a cat? She was like a cat woman... I liked the magic thing too.. it was so coooooooool... But 1 thing, i hope T43 can change the singer asap... The singin really, was B-A-D. Out of tune, soft and the voice is so weak. Lousily peformed.
After skool mi, rod, yuhao, ivan and hong taa went for a movie wif Mr. Chua. Yeah, it was Bourne Supremacy. The story was good, the movie was action packed. BUT... the directing sux like hell.. everything was everywhere.. the car chase part was like @@"ll Wat da hell is going on? Yeah, too fast and shaking. Messy. Mmm... I dun REALLY recommend this movie..

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After the movie Mr. Chua went home.. We had 3 hours left, didnt noe wat 2 do.. Me and HT wanted 2 watch another movie but rod n yuhao was like dun wan dun wan.. lol... so we went 2 cine. The arcade. Sadly for Ivan, who has no home clothes, he cant enter. He put on rod's spare shirt, BUT his pants was unacceptable. Thus, he left...
Dinner was great.. We ate in Seoul @ Taka.. Out of the many times i've went there i tink this time i ate the most... I had alot of fun.. haahahax.. Javier was doing 2pid tings which made mi laugh like mad...
Today i've learnt something very important. To treasure ur frenship.
In primary skool i had Yew Jin, Tania, YY, Mark n Vonny...
Now i have Javier, Roderick n DY...
I am blessed.. Coz i alwayz had great frenz around... Sometimes I take them 4 granted.. But today i learnt the true meaning of frenships.... thx alot Javier. ^^ Frenz 4eva....
Today is teachers' day. We give thx 2 them in every 365 days. So i treasured this day very much.
Finally, Happy Teachers' Day... To everyone who taught me anything. To my parents. To Lord.
Nitez~
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30/08/2k+4
I'm dead.
Dead tired. The madness ppl from Christian Brother Schools turned the whole gym upside down today...
They never listened to such a ting called "INSTRUCTIONS" and scream n shout anyhow like mad dogs... 3-4 ppl can jump on the tramp at once... =="lllllll
Mi n Ju On was like busy demostrating they seemed so impressive... hahax... they r very enthu for gym coz they tink its fun... well, maybe..............
Seriously i tink there's something wrong wif Mr. Lee, he still wants training after the CBS thing.. Its like then the whole day is just training lah... From 9 to 6... 9 hours of training... MADNESS!
Luckily, thx 2 all those who went home, training is cancelled... ^^
We had malay dining during the PSE lesson... It was such a great experience.. We had 2 sit on mats, but i find the position very difficult to eat.. and after a while i get cramps everywhere.. hahax.. but the food was good... Janan eat until the rice drop everywhere.. his mouth got hole... wahahhax.. =cX Eh i really cant believe how Roderick n Deyong can eat 2 whole plate by themselves... impressive u noe? Shih Hoong, weiquan, janan n mi cant even finish 1 plate... well....
Okay, i was watching MTV channel just now.. It was playing Emi Fujita's MV.. OMG I FALL IN LOVE WITH HER VOICE... IT WAS HEAVENLY!! if u haf never heard of her, listen carefully 2 the background music.. She sang it... She's a VERY popular jap singer.. lolx.. yeah.. she sings OLD english songs... maybe becoz of that, she isn't as popular as Ayumi or Hikki... Just in case u didnt noe, she has realised 2 albums.. Camomile and Camomile Blend... If u r looking for peaceful and relaxing music, her albums are the must-buys...
Its Teachers Day tomorrow.. wat are YOU gonna do..? ;)
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29/08/2k+4
Wow... another Olympics day... The event which is held once in 1400+ days days has come 2 an end... Congrats 2 China, who did so well in this time round... Although Singapore didnt get medals but, great effort...
I've been watching the women's volleyball finals at 1:00 am this morning... China lost the first 2 but came back to beat the Russians.. 3-2.. It was such a thrilling game coz i thot we were gonna lose.. When the last point was won, everyone was so happy and all the girls cried.. Chinese girls cried for joy and glory, the russian girls cried for disppointment... it was really a moment of glory as the chinese volleyball team had not won the olympic medal for a long long time.. they finally made it... actually i tink its all the russian coach's fault.. the mad russian coach was like shouting through out the game.. shout and scold like mad... it would affect the girls emotionally... Anywayz, CONGRATS TO ZHONG GUO NU PAI!

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The diving finals for men was really so exciting to watch.. The scores were so close and positions kept changing... Still, congrats to Hu Jia who got the gold and Tian Liang, the 2000 champion who manage to get the bronze.. the australian so tyco, last dive was like so perfect.. if not he would not get the silver.. wahahhax...

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I've oso seen the synconized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics competitions, congrats 2 the Russians... they were really, spectacular in their routines...
The olympics is coming to an end, those who did not do well would have to wait for another 4 years... Those who won medals would have another 4 years to improve on.
How many 4 years do we have in our lives..?
Ultimately, congrats 2 all medal winners... We r all proud of you guys...

"The errors I made today are my goal for improvement tomorrow. If I had dived too good I would have nothing to do tomorrow".
-Tian Liang (China), Diving
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28/08/2k+4
"Why are you crying?" he asked his mom.

"Because I'm a mother," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said.

His mom just hugged him and said, "You never will!"

Later the little boy asked his father why Mother
seemed to cry for no reason.

"All mothers cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why
mothers cry. So he finally put in a call to God and when God
got on the phone the man said, "God, why do mothers cry so easily."

God said, "You see son, when I made mothers they had to be
special. I made their shoulders strong enough to carry the
weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.
I gave them an inner strength to endure childbirth and the
rejection that many times come from their children.

"I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when
everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families
through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

"I gave them the sensitivity to love their children under all
circumstances, even when their child has hurt them very badly.

This same sensitivity helps them to make a child's boo-boo feel
better and helps them share a teenager's anxieties and fears.

"I gave them a tear to shed. It's theirs exclusively to use whenever
it's needed. It's their only weakness. It's a tear for mankind."

A very meaning text... I find it so true... especially this part: I gave them a hardiness that allows them to keep going when everyone else gives up, and to take care of their families through sickness and fatigue without complaining. Yeah, when everyone gives up in the family, its alwayz mum who cleans it all up and settle the stuff... So stop complaining that ur mum is wat n wat... She is the most important person in your life. I alwayz believed this.

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Shopped for 2 more albums yesterday... Jerry Yan's one is Vanez recommend one.. JS one is an album i have been waiting for really long... They r the ones who wrote Yanzi's The Moment and a few of other K ge... Listened 2 JS album 1st... singing was not THAT good but their composing were top standard... Jerry Yan's one was not that nice.. hahax.. i tink vanez buy becoz he like Jerry... but my i-weekly gave a good rating for his album.. but, it was quite disappointing... =(
Mmm, i've received alot of mails from ppl who haf been requesting for blog skins... sorry but i do not haf de time now as my exams r drawing near... but if u really want one u will haf 2 wait.. u can send mi a mail to either wangguan10@hotmail.com or wang.guan@gmail.com wif ur request... I will reply asap... Thank you... ^^
Its the hungry ghost month... hahax, i've been reading quite alot of scary stuff.. sometimes they r like so fake but u'll still get scared sometimes when u r tinking abt them... I've received SMSes saying this like doing this and this at 00:00 and u will wat wat wat.. lol... personally, i like 2 read SMSes like this, but since i dun believe in ghosts, they wun affect my faith much... so keep them coming~! ciao~ ^^
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27/08/2k+4
I have in my hands two boxes
which God gave me to hold.
He said, "Put all your sorrows in the black,
And all your joys in the gold."

I heeded His words, and in the two boxes
both my joys and sorrows I store,
but though the gold became heavier each day,
the black was as light as before.

With curiosity, I opened the black
I wanted to find out why
and I saw, in the base of the box, a hole
which my sorrows had fallen out by.

I showed the hole to God, and mused aloud,
"I wonder where my sorrows could be?"
He smiled a gentle smile at me.
"My child, they're all here with me."

I asked, "God, why give me the boxes,
Why the gold, and the black with the hole?"
"My child, the gold is for you to count your blessings,
the black is for you to let go."

Yeah, i've finally learnt it... When I'm sad, i tink of those whom i love and those who love me.. it is so wonderful to have frenz around u... counting ur blessings is very important.. so that u wun take things for granted and live to be a better person..
Let the sorrors fall out, treasure the joy...
Mmm, there has been alot of things happening in these few days which i have reflected on.. alot of things people have done things which makes mi upset... and when i tink of revenging, i told myself its wrong... remembering ur frenz and all the good they haf done for u would make u tink twice.. knowing that u r fortunate is wat that is important.. dun care wat some limited ppl do 2 u.. they haf no frenz, seeking attention is all they know...
There is love everywhere... my mum called just now and asked if i was tired n told mi she bought seafood n would be cooking a great meal... even such simples words can be love... Happiness, how do u define happiness? For mi, hiding under the blanket in a stormy afternoon is happiness... Surfing the net wif my favourite cup of hot chocolate can be happiness... Wat is ur happiness? Only u noe...
Hence if u r feeling sad or unhappy, count ur blessings... You will noe how fortunate u are.. God Bless...
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26/08/2k+4
Mmm, Gary, u r a retard.
Okay... Done wif that.. =) Skool sux today. U noe y? Coz there's someone called GARY TAN. Eh, wait.. then liddat skool sux everyday... ='(
I just read Xiaxue's blog.. it was the most bian tai thing i've ever read in my life. Full of fouls and sexual contents.. wahhahax.. alot of things which i dun actually recommend reading.. like wat how 2 sneak in a cinema n all that.. =="ll
Had dinner wif Vanez just now... we studied science together... n shamefully she actually knew more when she was away for a month.. AHHH... must really jia you le.. exams r coming in 36 days... haix... if dun do well then can really jump off building like John le.. wahhahax..
Next week is Teachers.. I really hope i can make some teachers happy that day.. I'm making gifts... Teachers whom i really felt i learnt stuff from are actually mr. chua, mrs chong and wang wen laoshi... bought stuff 2 gif 2 them just now.. didnt noe wat 2 buy, vanez said buy 3 CDs... liddat i will go bankrupt... hahax..
SG idol is coming up in 8 min.. i shall stop here... =)
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25/08/2k+4
Weeeee! I've just purchased 2 new albums just now!! Woohoo!

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Yeah, one is Candy Lo's latest xing xuan ji, 4 seasons in a day.. The other is Won Fu's Won Fu album... The songs were really nice.. Especially Candy's album, the all of the 3 new sad songs sounded so good... The background music u r hearing now is from track 16 of the album.. Zhan Zhan Wu.. it was taken from her Candy's Airline album...
Wang Fu is as usual, very cheerful music.. When u listen it makes u happy.. hahax.. really! I'll plae a song of their new album in a few days time... Compared 2 their previous album, i find this one as kiddy as the 1st.. hahax.. but overall, very pleasant melodies and if u r someone who gets depressed easily, buy this album.
Rating for Candy's 4 Seasons in a Day: 9.5/10
Rating for Won Fu's Won Fu: 8/10
Okay, back 2 skool.. =)
Mmm, skool was okay today, i got to know a few of my subject grades for TA3... i did really badly.. wahahhahax.. haix, sept do well can liao...
Now i'm feeling realli pissed coz one side of my specs that stupid thing dropped n i cant find it... =="ll i oso dunno where i dropped it.. HAIX... how?? how??? must go n repair.. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! arggghhh.. now i use wat leh..? wear old specs the degree so low.. lol... aiyah nvm... c if i can find it somewhere... ciao~
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24/08/2k+4
A good day... Skool was okay lor, i can say i did quite well for today's hmt test.. hahahax.. studied for a while, but this paper was quite easy compared to the one 2 weeks ago...
Svetlana Khorkina, the queen of uneven bars, got last in the individual events final for uneven bars... lol.. her score was 8.925.. The 1996 n 2000 olympics champion got last!! can u believe it..? LOL man...
Alexey Bondarenko got silver in the 2000 sydney olympics in vault.. this time, he got last!! wahahax.. and even MORE surprising, wif a score of 4.550... that is like half of the top score... its ridiculas... wat happened 2 the Russian gymnasts...? lol..
Mmm, as i was surfing just now, i found a very farnie pix...

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Looks stupid, but its true.. Smoking installs cancer... =) So tink twice b4 u actually think of trying it...
Haven't been posting lyrics of a song for long.. so i was thinking of a song which has very meaning ENGLISH lyrics... the 1st song that came into my mind was Yellow... 1st of all, it is a song from my fav band, Coldplay.. 2nd, Yanzi like this song too.. wahahahax... 3rd, the lyrics is very very good and really meaningful...

Look at the stars; look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah, they were all yellow
I came along; I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow
So then I took my turn
Oh what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow
Your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know?
You know I love you so
You know I love you so
I swam across; I jumped across for you
Oh what a thing to do
'Cos you were all yellow
I drew a line; I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow
And your skin, oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know?
For you I bleed myself dry
For you I bleed myself dry
It's true
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine
Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And all the things that you do

Mmm, got a mail from Nicholas, it is a very touching story.. Yeah it is.. and very meaningful.. Below is it:

After 21 years of marriage, I discovered a new way
of keeping alive the spark of love. A little while ago
I had started to go out with another woman. It was
really my wife's idea. "I know that you love her,"
she said one day, taking me by surprise.

"But I love YOU," I protested. "I know, but you also
love her."
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was
my mother, who has been a widow for 19 years, but the
demands of my work and my three children had made it
possible to visit her only occasionally. That night
I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a
movie.

"What's wrong, are you well?" she asked. My mother
is the type of woman who suspects that a late night
call or a surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I
thought that it would be pleasant to pass some time
with you," I responded. " Just the two of us."
She thought about it for a moment then said "I would
like that very much."

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her
up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I
noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous about
our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She
had curled her hair and was wearing the dress that
she had worn to celebrate her last wedding anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an
angel's.

"I told my friends that I was going to go out with
my son, and they were impressed," she said, as she got
into the car. "They can't wait to hear about our
meeting". We went to a restaurant that, although not
elegant, was very nice and cozy. My mother took my
arm as if she were the First Lady.
After we sat down, I had to read the menu to her.
Her eyes could only read large print. Half way through
the entree, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there
staring at me. A nostalgic smile was on her lips.
"It was I who used to have to read the menu when you
were small," she said.
"Then it's time for you to relax and let me return
the favor," I responded.

During the dinner we had an agreeable conversation,
nothing extraordinary but catching up on recent
events of each others lives. We talked so much that we
missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said "I'll go
out with you again, but only if you let me invite
you". I agreed. "How was your dinner date?" asked my
wife when I got home. "Very nice. Much more so than
I could have imagined," I answered.

A few days later my mother died of a massive heart
attack. It happened so suddenly that I didn't have
a chance to do anything for her.

Some time later I received an envelope with a copy
of a restaurant receipt from the same place mother and
I had dined. An attached note said: "I paid this bill
in advance. I was almost sure that I couldn't be
there but, nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one
for you and the other for your wife. You will never
know what that night meant to me. I love you."

At that moment I understood the importance of
saying, in time: "I LOVE YOU" and giving our loved ones the
time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more
important than your family and friends. Give
them the time they deserve, because these things
cannot be put off 'till some other time".

Someone once said "I've learned that, regardless of
your relationship with your parents, you'll miss
them when they're gone from your life. I think this is
true with your in-laws, grandchildren, sisters, brothers
and your friends. Anyone that means something to you
- you should spend time with them and let them know
how much they mean to you as often as you can.
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23/08/2k+4
Today, i met the craziest teacher on earth.
Mr. Chua had 2 go 4 the malay dining thingy so she had to take over his P.S.E. lesson. I tell u, she is MAD. I've never seen a teacher more unreasonable than her b4... lol man... she just anyhow shout n shout for dunno wat... haix...
The chinese teacher who was relieving Wang laoshi is gone... omg i am so happy... but now there's another old lady... she teaches herself. =="ll she like not even talking 2 us, just mutter some dunno wat to the white board... i hope wang laoshi can come back by next week...
Tomorow there's a HMT test, which i am preparing 2 fail... haix, after sept holidays must be nerd, study like mad... hahax..
Lastly, the previous music didnt work anymore (haha i tink i used up all the bandwidth)... thus i changed it to the Original Version of Ah Sang's Ye Zi... By my favourite composer, Chen Xiao Juan... Its the demo version but its already so touching.. hope u like it~
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22/08/2k+4
Wow... wat a day... Hahax... Its just olympics, olympics and more olympics... Haf 2 really feel sorry 4 Jiawei... Especially the match against that mad korean in the semifinals who keeps shouting that KAZAZA@**%&)@ whenever she wins a point.. so BIAN TAI! i bet most of u haf seen it... she was in a 3-1 lead but, she will abit too rush for her win, giving that siao char bo a great chance to catch up... I would say her feelings were greatly affected, having lost to a world 40th when she is seeded 6th... that's y she didnt plae so well in today's match.. 4-1 she lost her 250k.. wahahax..
I'm really proud for the chinese atheletes.. really.. i feel so proud of China... Especially having seen Yining won the Table Tennis Singles... She was really the world #1... she trashed that mad korean who could hardly shout any of her rubbish during the 4 straight games... China clitched all 4 table tennis gold in 2000, they did it again this year... Another event which I'm proud for a chinese player was the women trampoline competition, in which Huang Shanshan won the bronze, losing to Germany and Canada gymnasts... great job! Anywayz, to those who feel sad for Jiawei, its okay.. she is onli 23.. a long way 2 go.. =)

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21/08/2k+4
If u r stuck in this page, just press STOP from ur browser.. All thankz 2 my tagboard... =="ll
Okay... a great nite yesterday, looking at all the Trampoline action in the olympics... The ladies were impressive.. Congrats 2 Anna, Karen and Shan Shan... So sad for the 2000 champion... well, u screwed up. =) Anywayz, they didnt broadcast the syncronise events.. Haix...
Mmm, just in case u didnt noe, gymnastics is actually the most popular sport ppl like 2 watch in the olympics.. Yeah its true... The whole stadium was full during the tramp comps... Mainly becoz trampoline is a very dangerous yet graceful sport... Imagine a gymnast jumping as high as 5 or 6 metres above ur head... Exciting huh..? ^^
Blogged earlier today coz I will be out 4 the whole day... Gonna join Vonny 4 a movie later at 13:30.. and at nite must go ny gym... well, happy weekends~!
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20/08/2K+4
Mmm... its a long day... hahax... alot of interesting things happened today...
Glenn got screwed 4 his hair... wasted $$$ to dye it brown, and back to black.. clap clap.......
My higher mother tongue teacher is finally gone... Mummy Wang Wen laoshi will finally come back in 2 weeks time.. CHEERS! Frankly speaking, I miss her alot..
Art was fun.. we did clay work... we had to smash the big piece of clay on the tables and design on it... really fun.. but dirty.. wahahx..
Training was fun.. mi, jon ang n dom were syncronising... wahahhahax... it was so fun... we can join olympics.. ^^
P apa lost his wallet in a food court in Bishan yesterday... =="ll So immediately after training, he drove mi there... He asked from the cleaners if they haf seen it.. yeah, he got it back.. it was in found the toilet... wif everything else left untouched, he lost 500 bucks... =S My I-POD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But, good thing that the person onli took the money... his IC and driving license were still in there.... Praise the Lord...
Had a good dinner.. now i'm waiting for 21:30 to come.. Olympic Gymnastics on Central... do catch it.. =P AND SEAN TAY! U BETTER GIVE ME MY $10... THE VIDEO IS A DOUBLE FRONT, NOT TRIPLE.. NOBODY IN THE WORLD HAS EVER DONE A TRIPLE SOMERSAULT ON VAULT OKAY? MAD ASS! Okay.. sorry 4 that... =) Below is a mail from Nic... Very interesting.. Read it... hahax... I've changed the music to something lazier.. Yanzi's Yi Yang De Xia Tian... ciao~

No wonder teachers go "crazy" with children......
TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile"?
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!

TEACHER: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WILLY: Me!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Kirk : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

At a church school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year-old girl and asked her where she got her good looks. "I
musta got 'em from my Daddy," said the little girl, "'cause Mommy's still got hers."

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.
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19/08/2K+4
Hehex.. as a way of saying sorry 2 those who missed me for the last few days, I've decided 2 upload my new template earlier... ^^ This time the font is enlarged so ppl like Rod n Jason can c my posts properly.. hahahx.. The Dog in the background is Xiao Q.. Haf u watched Quill? Yeah, he's the dog which acted in it... very cute.. very good movie and the novel is super touching too.. do catch them...
Today its just another day.. maybe a day better than the previous ones coz its not THAT busy... reached home at 2:30... packed food and sat in front of the com since then.. now is 7:24 and I am waiting for SG idol.. wahhahax..
Mmm, i haf been listening 2 Yanzi's old albums these few days... As i read the lyrics booklet, i found some of the songs' lyrics really speaks alot 4 mi.. Especially the song u r hearing now... Wo Yao De Xing Fu.. I've been tinking of wat i realli want n wat i am looking for in my life.. after u hear the song, u will be inspired.. i remember it was like 4 years ago when i 1st hear this song.. i loved it.. i loved Yanzi... actually this song meant quite alot 4 mi... so, enjoy it.. listen very carefully 2 wat she has 2 say... ^^ for now, bb~

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